Quotes

- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you loving yourself. - Groucho Marx

- A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

- A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

- A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H.L. Mencken

- A nickel aint worth a dime anymore. - Yogi Berra

- Airplanes may kill you, but they aint likely to hurt you. - Satchel Paige

- All right everyone line up in alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel